Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both
✨💖💎y2kbae 4 Eva💎💖✨
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Those damn eyes
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Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
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free wifi with no passwords in public places
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I get progressively uglier throughout the day
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